Based on this amazing post!!!
I love <3
GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY
well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.
yes it is why the fuck would you cheat on your waifu like that
An arrow can be shot only by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it’s going to launch you into something great.
So just take a deep breath and keep aiming.
fact: eels are actually a dog snake hybrid. trust me i’m a marine biologist i should know
What an adorable squishy sea noodle.
Please give me 20 of them
"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti
This is why I send my kids to private wizarding school…